Careful Jokes

Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
“I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there’s plenty of blame to go around.”

- John Lyon.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
A blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and the sizzlin' steak platter.
"Here's your steak," the bartender says. "Be careful, that plate is really hot."
"Oh, no worries," the guy replies. "I'm not really attracted to plates."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”
Yogi Berra
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
A man once told Brian, "You are so tall you can just touch the stars". He replied, "Be careful unless you don't want me to throw a shooting star at you"..
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet.
They're stacked.
I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
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