Breaks Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I am a pharmacist, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
The bar breaks in half.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?
You put her in a broadcast.
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
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