What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!