A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on. Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
"A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes." ā Russell Lynes
āWaking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.ā - Jenny McCarthy
āEveryone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world, but they are also terrorists. Youāll realize this as soon as theyāre born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.ā
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