Break

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Don't break a man's heart; they only have one. Break their bones. They have over 200 of them.
Why did the electrical cords break up? There was no spark between them.”
Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.