Blame Jokes

They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do.

When there is an argument,
They think they're always right,
No matter what we say or do,
They didn't start the fight.

They blame it on our hormones,
And never take the rap,
If they call us moody bitches,
Then they get a slap.

(By Jessica Miles)
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf.
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame!"
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
“I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there’s plenty of blame to go around.”

- John Lyon.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
I inshtalled my shelf wrong and it fell on top of me, breaking my jaw. Now I shound weird.
I guesh I only have myshelf to blame.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
“Husbands and wives are irritating. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?”—Janet Periat
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