Blame

A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame!"
They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do.

When there is an argument,
They think they're always right,
No matter what we say or do,
They didn't start the fight.

They blame it on our hormones,
And never take the rap,
If they call us moody bitches,
Then they get a slap.

(By Jessica Miles)