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Utensils Puns
Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?
He wanted to become a grater man.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
Food Quotes
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
Garden Puns
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Funny Aging Quotes
"We must both, I’m afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." - Dave Barry
Space Pick Up Lines
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Orange Puns
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Ghoul Puns
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Tableware Puns
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
This remains to be seen.
Pea Puns
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
Irish Puns
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
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