Annoying Jokes

I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
“I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.” — Anonymous
“I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.”

- Jimmy Fallon.
"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends." - Kin Hubbard
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me.
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face.
What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
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