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I squeezed a lemon on my wife's lap two hours ago...
She's been a sourpuss about it ever since.
Your parents are the greatest comedians in the world.
They made a joke decades ago and we're all still laughing at it.
2 years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since then.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
A couple decades ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.
I can't help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.