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If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Hey there, donโ€™t add honey to that chamomile. Youโ€™re already too sweet.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
I decided to add a water fixture to my backyard...
... it's going well
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.
โ€œI believe itโ€™s a cookโ€™s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.โ€
โ€• Michael Ruhlman
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
โ€” W.C. Fields
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnโ€™t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Youโ€™re like a dictionaryโ€”you add meaning to my life.
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." โ€”Milton Berle
โ€œFind a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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