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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I decided to add a water fixture to my backyard...
... it's going well
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
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