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Food Quotes
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
Tiger Puns
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Planet Puns
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Hand Puns
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Funny Health Quotes
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
Literary Pick Up Lines
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Grass Puns
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Yard Puns
I decided to add a water fixture to my backyard...
... it's going well
Travel Pick Up Lines
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Food Pick Up Lines
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Funny Work Quotes
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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