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What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you actually mean your mother.
Wife is about to give birth.
Nurse: "I'm gonna deliver the Baby."
Dad: " Actually, we'd like him to keep his Liver"
A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually SEARCH for a golf ball.
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a well, actually.
What kind of man can you actually change?
The ones still in diapers.
What’s the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
A man will actually look for a golf ball.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
I'm beginning to suspect that the Tinnitus Hotline isn't actually staffed
Any time I call, it just keeps ringing.
“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
Jarod Kintz
Contrary to belief, Wikipedia actually has less factual errors than traditional printed encyclopedias.

Source: Wikipedia
A proctologist is about to write a something on his patient's notes but when he goes to take his pen out of his pocket he realizes it's actually his thermometer that's there.

He says, "Darn, some a**hole has my pen."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
The Risks of Anal
The Risks of Anal A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal se*, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea  'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.  'Actually, yes, I do.'  'Does it hurt you?' he asked.  'No. I rather like it.'  'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal se*, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'  The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal se*?'  'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from?"
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