A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office.
The doctor says, āOkay, what seems to be the problem?ā
The mother says, āItās my daughter Suzie. She keeps getting these
cravings, sheās putting on weight and is sick most mornings.ā
The doctor gives Suzie a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, āWell, I donāt know how to tell you this, but Suzie is pregnant. About 3 months would be my guess.ā
The mother says, āPregnant?! She canāt be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Suzie?ā
Suzie says, āNo mom! Iāve never even kissed a man!ā
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it.
A few moments later, the mother says, āIs there something wrong out there, doctor?ā
The doctor replies, "No, not really. It's just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time! "