What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.