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A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks." "From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the same way." "When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed.
When I say Bell 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love.
After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" the husband asks.
"Roll out more hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!" |
168 Dad One-Liners So Bad They’re Good
These aren't just jokes; they're a rite of passage, a tradition as old as fatherhood itself. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your arsenal of cringe-inducing humor or someone who secretly loves a good (bad) pun, this collection has you covered.
The Funny Facts of Life I Learned With Age...
The older you get, the more you realize what a funny thing life is.
Hilarious: A Fireman's Wife Puts a Dampener on His Plan...
This fireman thinks he has an amazing plan to spice up his relationship with his wife. However, he isn't fully prepared for his wife's input.
Joke: The Magic Scales
A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?
This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!
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No One Has Made Me Giggle as Much as Robin Williams!
I adored Robin Williams' comedy. This cheeky bit is probably my favorite.
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Cats Vs Dogs: Who's in Charge? Adorable and Hilarious!
When it comes to cats vs dogs, who's the boss? Hilarious!
Is The Dog Okay? - 16 Sidesplitting Photos
Apart from being cute, loving, and loyal, dogs can also be hysterically funny - and these photos are proof!
Hilarious: These Fixes Feel Like a Cry for Help...
How to solve your problems in the worst way...
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Vanishing Pranks That Will CONFUSE and AMUSE You
Check out this hilarious compilation of disappearing pranks...
20 One-Panel Cartoons That Will Instantly Make You Laugh
Dive into this collection of hilarious single-panel comics by Marc Bilgrey.
Comic Break: 20 Funnies Artfully Produced
These comic strips created by Andres Colmenares also known as Wawawiwa comics, are too awesome to describe! Click here to check them out!
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If You Like Dancing and Humor, This One's For You!
Dancing? Check. Humor? Check. A bunch of innocent prank 'victims'? That too!
15 Cats Caught Being Mean and Proud of It
Even the biggest cat lover would have to agree, sometimes cats are just...mean. And they don't care who's watching.
English Humor: 15 Hilariously Bad Translation Fails
Translation isn’t for everyone and these pictures show exactly why.
27 Design Fails That’ll Make You Laugh
People can get things horribly wrong even when they only have one job. These 27 "you had one job" fails are utterly hilarious.
These Child Letters to God are Both Touching and Hilarious
The letters these kids write are astounding.
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Hilarious Act Shows the French Will Cook Anything
The last thing you’d expect from a Burlesque act is two French men and a set of frying pans. This video is too hilarious not to watch.
Everyday Irony Caught at Just the Right Moment
These photos capture the most brilliant comedic irony caught on camera!
20 One-Panel Comics To Brighten Your Day
Enjoy this hilarious collection of single-frame comics by Doug Hill.
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Funny Clip: Mr Bean’s Struggle to Stay Awake Is Too Real
You'll laugh at Mr. Bean's creative attempts to stay alert when his body just wants to shut down.
Hilarious: Good Morning Quotes Full Of Wit and Charm
Mornings aren’t for everyone. Here are some funny good morning quotes you will relate to.
When Signs Forget to Be Serious...
You know what time it is? It’s time for some hilariously funny sign!
The Smartest Comebacks Ever Spoken
The wittiest, most devastating responses in history. Warning! These are guaranteed to make you laugh!
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Classic Comedy: That's Not How You Use Glue, Mrs. Brown!
Mrs. Brown is one of the funniest characters to ever grace the television screen, and when she makes a sticky mistake, you won't stop laughing.
Sometimes All You Need is One Line to Make You Laugh...
28 hilarious and short jokes! Read them all at once or come back and read one every day, no funny business
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This Award-Winning Short Film is Full of Surprises!
A terrific short and a winner of several film festivals, this one has a great idea and executes it with gusto.
These Jokes Are Peak Dad Comedy—No Apologies
We’ve rounded up 15 of the funniest examples that prove dad humor is an art form.
30 Hilarious Babies Who Look More Like Seniors!
Newborns are adorable... but these babies look a lot older than their actual age.
13 Funny Safety Fail Pictures That Will Crack You Up
Looking for some humor? Check out some hilarious pictures of safety fails.
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Hilarious: How Cats are "Built" on the Inside
This is a really cool 3D project that is very funny and very accuarte at describing cats, and uses a really original way of doing it.
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When Birds Misbehave, the Results Are Utterly Hilarious!
If you think that only dogs and cats are capable of being total jerks, then you ain't seen nothing yet!
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This Funny Sketch is the Perfect Example of British Humor
Enjoy this hilarious clip from the classic British show 'Two Ronnies’.
15 Bar and Restaurant Signs With a Great Sense of Humor
These bars and restaurants deserve a visit just for their funny signs.
Proof That Not Everyone Should Be Allowed to Modify Cars
Next time you think your car needs an upgrade, remember these catastrophes.
These Must Be Some of the Most Dangerous Drivers Ever!
There is a minority of drivers that really couldn't care less about the rules of the road, and here are 20 of them that were caught on camera!
16 Funny Examples of Lazy People Solving Life in Style
Some people are so lazy they find genius ways to do as little work as possible.
These Dogs Will Lift Your Mood RIGHT NOW!
Whether they're caught trying to steal a snack or desperately resisting bath time, dogs never fail to put a smile on our faces. Check out these funny dog moments!
15 Staircase Designs That'll Make You Smack Your Forehead
Whoever created these stair designs must be quite a funny person... These stairs are so terrible that it's hilarious!
You Won’t Believe These Signs Actually Exist in Public
These 23 signs are here to prove that comedy doesn’t need a script.
Lighthearted Laughs: 35 Funny 'Why' Jokes!
Discover a collection of 35 different 'Why' jokes that are bound to make people of all ages giggle.
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Challenge: Try Not to Laugh at These Hilarious Dogs
Dogs, as you're about to see, are extremely funny creatures. This video compilation will leave you laughing out loud.
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean Knows Generosity!
Mr. Bean can't find change for a busker, but improvises in the way only Bean can! A hilarious Mr. Bean scene from the famous master of comedy Rowan Atkinson.
15 Design Fails That Made Me Laugh Out Loud!
When it comes to terrible ideas, the human race often ends up coming out on top as these photos prove!
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Classic Comedy: Why Michelangelo Didn't Do the Last Supper
One of the lesser known sketches of the famous Monty Python is a hoot and a half - explaining why Michelangelo didn't paint the last supper.
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