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A Selection of Dumb Jokes

By: Sheldon O.

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Some jokes are simply funny, some are plain stupid, and then there are those that are so dumb that they are actually hilarious and make you laugh out loud. Below is a selection of such silly and funny jokes!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey." The horse replies, "Sure."

Apparently, you can't use 'beef stew' as a password. It's not stroganoff.

If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of the room for a while. They're usually 90 degrees.

If you have 10 apples in one hand and 14 oranges in the other, what do you have? Really, really big hands.

Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law is thinly sliced cabbage.

How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I took part in the sun tanning Olympics but I only got bronze.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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