The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.
"Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient.
"You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."
Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
Joke: The Weird Letter
A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
One-Panel Comics with Funny Charm!
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
13:16
Funny Clip: Mr Bean’s Struggle to Stay Awake Is Too Real
You'll laugh at Mr. Bean's creative attempts to stay alert when his body just wants to shut down.
The Heartwarming and Funny Side of Canada
Canada truly is a special place and these unique pictures perfectly sum up what’s life like there.
20 Quirky Signs That’ll Brighten Your Day
Some signs are so unintentionally funny that you can’t help but laugh out loud. Here’s a look at some of them.
11:32
The Best Medical Pranks Are All Here!
A hilarious video compilation of the best medical pranks by Just For Laughs.
25 Warning Signs That Make You Laugh
Many caution signs can be redundant or plain weird. Here are 25 such caution signs that will have you either laughing or scratching you head
Laugh Along With These Grandparent Quotes!
These Hilarious quotes by Gene Perret perfectly sum up life as a grandparent.
15 Hilarious Dog Memes by Witty Owners
Scroll down to enjoy 15 incredibly funny dog memes that perfectly capture their chaos!
7:55
The Wordplay in This Classic Comedy Sketch is Hilarious!
Nothing tickles me so much as wordplay. And this is my absolute favorite comedy classic sketch. See what happens when a customer asks for 'four candles.'
6:29
Funny: Young People Don't Have Damn a Clue About Aging!
This hilarious stand-up bit really hits home on the subject of aging, and how young people really don't get it...
Are These the Funniest Business Signs Ever Made?
These hilarious business signs will definitely tickle your funny bone.
19:41
Can You Keep From Laughing at These? We Dare You!
Hit play, forget your stress, and let the animal kingdom remind you how weird and wonderful life can be.
33:44
Mr. Bean Never Expected a Round of Golf Like That...
Mr Bean decides to treat himself to a round of crazy golf. He starts off with a fantastic hole in one, but things start to take a turn for the worse…
These Things Aged Just About as Well as Milk Does
From terrible predictions that turned out to be completely wrong, to people contradicting themselves, to things that were just so wrong when looked at from today's viewpoint.
Hilarious: 2-Line Jokes to Make You Scream with Laughter
These 2-liners are some of the best to be found on the internet, so prepare to be tickled pink with some great funny short jokes.
15 Hilarious T-Shirts That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Take a look at these hilarious t-shirts that you'll want to prove.
El Arroyo’s Signs Will Brighten Your Day!
It’s impossible NOT to laugh at these sidesplitting signs!
Hilarious: These Delivery Men Have an Odd Way of Working
We all enjoy getting a package in the mail, don't we? It's not always so straightforward though. These 20 delivery fails well have you laughing out loud.
Don’t Miss Out on Some Witty and Funny Single-Frame Comics
Enjoy this simple yet hilarious collection of single-panel comics by Nate Fakes.
Hilarious! Someone's Gonna Get Fired For This...
From ashtrays labelled with 'No Smoking' signs to lemons that can supposedly produce orange juice, you've got to see these 20 hilarious design fails!
Funny Husbands Who Took Jokes to Another Level
Here are 20 of the funniest things that husbands and boyfriends have done to surprise their significant others.
14 Hilarious Reasons English Makes No Sense
There are some pretty odd languages in the world, but surely nothing comes close to matching English's absurdities? Take a look at these oddities.
Epic Tech Blunders You Won't Believe
These hilarious tech fails are guaranteed to make you laugh, and they surely teach all of us to be more careful with our electronic devices, too!
16:18
Rodney Dangerfield, The Man of a Million One liners!
Here is a great compilation of some of his best lines and of course - his terrific delivery, Dangerfield style.
1:31
Want to See Something Funny? This Prank is Hilarious
This prank begins with a window cleaner taking off some clothes...
27 Design Fails That’ll Make You Laugh
People can get things horribly wrong even when they only have one job. These 27 "you had one job" fails are utterly hilarious.
Hilarious: Jokes So Terrible You’ll Share Them Anyway...
Here are some of the worst (best?) jokes that’ll have you cringing and cracking up in equal measure.
8:03
This Has Got to be the World's Funniest Orchestra!
This orchestra not only provides you with great music, but great laughs as well.
Laugh Lines: Humor From Our Later Years
These just made me laugh myself silly, but I must admit, they're quite true!
2:14
Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
This is one of the funniest comedy sketches of all time, in my opinion. Because when it comes to breakfast, timing is everything.
4:43
This Classic SNL Sketch with Matt Damon is Hilarious!
A nostalgic SNL skit with Matt Damon judges the best daddy!
168 Dad One-Liners So Bad They’re Good
These aren't just jokes; they're a rite of passage, a tradition as old as fatherhood itself. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your arsenal of cringe-inducing humor or someone who secretly loves a good (bad) pun, this collection has you covered.
8:08
The Funniest and Most Dramatic Pets Getting Groomed
We all know that pets and groomers are a mixed bag. Sometimes pets love it, sometimes they tolerate it, and sometimes they’re downright dramatic.
This Girl Has Some Complaints About the Mom "Model"
This funny little story gives us a unique look at a mother-daughter relationship.
2:51
Hilarious! Mr. Bean Didn't Expect This at Art Class!
Mr. Bean takes an art class but never did he expect that he'd have to be drawing a naked woman...
12 Photos That Are Funny For All The Wrong Reasons
How can people be do such dumb things? It really beggars belief, but luckily for us, other people's stupidity can mean endless laughter for us. Enjoy!
16 Hilarious Signs Created by Bad Spacing
Sometimes, a tiny mistake like a space in the wrong place can make all the difference, turning an ordinary sign into the most hilarious one you've ever seen!
16 Signs That Got Way... WAY Lost In Translation!
These hilariously terrible translation fails will give you a good chuckle.
Lighthearted Retirement Questions With Even Better Answers
Retirement has many secrets. Here are some important, 'hard' questions about this phase of life.
Only In Russia Could These 17 Photos Happen
17 hilarious photos you'd only expect to see in Russia.
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.
