|
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."
|
Joke: Repaying Your Parent
A young lawyer is interviewing for a job as legal counsel to an investor. Immediately, he divulges that he paid back his father for his education in full...
Ever Hear the One About the Mouse and the Giraffe?
This joke starts at an animal bar with two very unlikely romantic partners...
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client
When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...
Life After a Heart Attack: A Practical Guide
Recovery is not just about the heart muscle itself. It involves your body, your daily habits, and very much your state of mind. This guide walks through what to expect and what you can do, step by step, to help your heart grow stronger and your life
1:51
“Wait, You Work For The Bureau?” Funny Gag!
Watch what happens when innocent people find out that their partners are actually FBI agents!
This is What Happens When You Try and Fix it Yourself!
Have you ever tried fixing something yourself and failed miserably? Then you're going to love these photos...
Only In Africa Will Lions Stop To Help You Push Your Car
Africa is a place of nature, beauty, and elegance but sometimes, it’s a wild and wacky place where hilarious things like these happen.
English Is So Weird It Deserves Its Own Comedy Show
If you thought English is a clear-cut and tidy language, you better read this.
Why Men Take Risks That Make Us Laugh
Men are always hell-bent on cutting corners, and this usually means having a total disregard for health and safety. Take a look at these 28 photos.
Laugh Lines: Humor From Our Later Years
These just made me laugh myself silly, but I must admit, they're quite true!
How Are Such Bad Designs Even Possible? - 12 Photos
Some designs are so impractical they may seem useless, but they have one important purpose - making us laugh!
A Collection of Senior Cartoons to Make You Laugh Out Loud
Laughter is the best way to deal with all the negatives that comes with old age. Therefore, we have compiled 11 funny senior cartoons for your amusement.
Smart, Silly, and Just What We Needed Today!
The iconic Tex-Mex restaurant, El Arroyo is back with some more hilariously clever signs.
The Funniest Bumper Stickers You’ll Ever See on the Road
These are some of the funniest bumper stickers ever spotted on the road.
Hilarious: Sometimes the Classics are Best...
Here's a selection of 40 of the cheesiest pickup lines we've ever heard that are bound to make you cringe!
Wisdom and Humor Only Seniors Will Understand!
If you're over the age of 60, you'll definitely be able to relate to these light-hearted statements.
Laugh Along With These Grandparent Quotes!
These Hilarious quotes by Gene Perret perfectly sum up life as a grandparent.
Hilarious: These Fixes Feel Like a Cry for Help...
How to solve your problems in the worst way...
11:23
If You Like Dancing and Humor, This One's For You!
Dancing? Check. Humor? Check. A bunch of innocent prank 'victims'? That too!
These Truly Outrageous Sights Can Only be Found in Russia!
If you're a huge fan of all things weird and wonderful, then there's no better place for you to visit than Russia. Here's why...
These Home Listings Really Went the Extra Funny Mile
Laugh your head off with these creative home listing fails!
These Drivers Need a Serious Reality Check - 14 Crazy Photos
Here are 14 photos of parking fails so bad, they’re almost impressive.
1:28
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean Knows Generosity!
Mr. Bean can't find change for a busker, but improvises in the way only Bean can! A hilarious Mr. Bean scene from the famous master of comedy Rowan Atkinson.
Funny Translation Moments From Around the World
These examples of translated English didn't quite turn out as intended, with hilarious results!
Meet the Many “Goghs” in van Gogh’s World
Like most people, I'm very familiar with Vincent van Gogh's incredibly artistry, but I never realized how large his extended family was until I saw this post.
Hilarious: A Truck? All You Need is a Good Motorcycle...
Although motorcycles were designed to transport a couple of people, some around the world have found more... innovative (and hilarious) ways of using them.
A Wild Collection of Silly Animal Puns
If you like jokes and animals, you've come to the right place! Enjoy these 18 funny animal puns we've collected just for you.
These Japan Photos Are Delightfully Absurd!
The Japanese people are probably the funniest in the world ... well certainly the most eccentric. Here 15 photos will prove it to you.
18 Funny and Creative Encounters With Public Statues
These photos of people pretending to be attacked by statues are an absolute hoot!
The Funniest Lost-in-Translation Moments Yet
These funny signs are proof that bad translations can have hilarious results.
2:17
Simon's Cat Tries to Hide From Some Noisy Fireworks...
Watch as Simon's anxious cat tries his best to escape from a bunch of fireworks going off right outside his window...
3:56
Cats Vs Dogs: Who's in Charge? Adorable and Hilarious!
When it comes to cats vs dogs, who's the boss? Hilarious!
Hilarious: What if the Buddha Was Jewish?
What would the Buddha say if he were Jewish? These quotes are hilarious!
27 Design Fails That’ll Make You Laugh
People can get things horribly wrong even when they only have one job. These 27 "you had one job" fails are utterly hilarious.
Hilarious Bathroom Designs That Missed the Mark by a Mile
Hilarious pictures of bad bathroom designs
Office Comics: Frustrating Moments Can Be the Funniest!
No matter what job or at what age, anyone who has ever worked in an office environment will find these comics painfully relatable and funny
Hilarious: Christmas Moments Only Pets Could Create
You dog or cat might be the world's most innocent creature for most of the year, but as soon as the holiday season comes around all this changes in a heartbeat.
16 Funny Examples of Lazy People Solving Life in Style
Some people are so lazy they find genius ways to do as little work as possible.
Some Vets Have the Funniest Signs...
From unapologetic puns about neutering pets to side-splitting two-liners about the differences between cats and dogs, get ready to laugh your head off!
5:11
This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
9:16
Classic Movie Bloopers That Still Crack Us Up!
Here's a look at some of the funniest bloopers from classic Hollywood—guaranteed to make you laugh!
HILARIOUS: When Words and Wit Share Space...
19 funny signs that were written on purpose to be hilarious and witty.
8:05
Embarrassing Moments in Sports That Will Make You Laugh
These hilarious spots fails will give you secondhand embarrassment...
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.