Funny One-Liners

Smart and funny one liners

Funny One-Liners

I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.
I need a front door for my hall,
The replacement I bought was too tall.
So I hacked it and chopped it,
And carefully lopped it,
And now the dumb thing is too small.