Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.