What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.