There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.