What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.