What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.