They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.