If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.