Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.