What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.