What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.