Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.