Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.