Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.