What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.