Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.