Volleyball Puns

Serving up some Volleyball Puns for you to enjoy!

Volleyball Puns

What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.