How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.