Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.