What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.