What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.