Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.