What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!