What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
Finally enough drumsticks for everybody at Thanksgiving. Provided you can catch the darned critter.
Question: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Peach gobbler!
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary? Pilgrammar.
Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
How did the Pilgrims die?
It was the Pil-grim Reaper.