What’s the easiest way to catch a turkey?
Ask a friend to toss one at you.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?
One baked with May-flour.
Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
What smells the best at dinner on Thanksgiving?
The family dog’s nose.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy, I'm stuffed!"
Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
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