What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?
One baked with May-flour.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
On Thanksgiving dinner, most of us turn into hipsters.
We all go out of our way to eat the turkey before it is cool.
What sound does a space turkey make? "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!"
Question: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Question: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Peach gobbler!