Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
They turn into blueberries.
What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
Fast food.
What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.
What is a good name for post-Thanksgiving constipation?
Turkey in suspense.
Question: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
In what country is Thanksgiving, ironically, not celebrated? Turkey.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!