What did baby corn say to mama corn?
"Where's popcorn?"
In what country is Thanksgiving, ironically, not celebrated? Turkey.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
They turn into blueberries.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
What happens when you seriously overstuff yourself with turkey at Thanksgiving?
You have a few slices of pumpkin pie.
“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shot gun going, "Blam! Blam!"
Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
Kenny Rogerson
When do you serve vegan vitarian matcha-tea-flavored turkey-shaped tofu-loaf?
At Pranksgiving.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy, I'm stuffed!"