Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey - because it is always stuffed!
What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
“OK, spare me no insults!"
What do you call an evil turkey? Poultry-Geist.
What’s the easiest way to catch a turkey?
Ask a friend to toss one at you.
What is a good name for post-Thanksgiving constipation?
Turkey in suspense.
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
Cold turkey was the only way to do it.
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
What sound does a space turkey make? "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!"
What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?
Good restaurant reservations.