What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?
He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
What do turkeys and women have in common?
A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving
Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and they all became pretty good Palgrims.
(we'll show ourselves out)
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
"To be roasted or not to be roasted, that is the question."
Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus.
In what country is Thanksgiving, ironically, not celebrated? Turkey.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What do you get when you crossbreed a turkey with a harp?
A bird who can pluck itself.