What do turkeys and women have in common?
A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
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What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
They turn into blueberries.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving breakfast.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
"To be roasted or not to be roasted, that is the question."
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.