What sound does a space turkey make? "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!"
How did the Pilgrims die?
It was the Pil-grim Reaper.
What do you call an evil turkey? Poultry-Geist.
What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?
Turkey.
What smells the best at dinner on Thanksgiving?
The family dog’s nose.
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
Cold turkey was the only way to do it.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.