How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Water you doing on [date]?
My moment in the sun.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Summer is just floating by.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Poor white splash.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Get in the swim this summer.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
This summer is going swimmingly.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.