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Swimming Puns

Oh, this section is going swimmingly, straight to your funny bone! Enjoy our hilarious Swimming Puns!

Swimming Puns

What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
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