Swimming Puns

Oh, this section is going swimmingly, straight to your funny bone! Enjoy our hilarious Swimming Puns!

Swimming Puns

This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!