Swimming Puns

Oh, this section is going swimmingly, straight to your funny bone! Enjoy our hilarious Swimming Puns!

Swimming Puns

What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!