Summer is just floating by.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Water you doing on [date]?
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
My moment in the sun.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Get in the swim this summer.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
For instant fun, just add water.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
This summer is going swimmingly.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Poor white splash.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.