We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
My moment in the sun.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Summer is just floating by.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Poor white splash.
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Get in the swim this summer.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!