Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Summer is just floating by.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
For instant fun, just add water.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Water you doing on [date]?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
My moment in the sun.
Poor white splash.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!