How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Get in the swim this summer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Summer is just floating by.
My moment in the sun.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This summer is going swimmingly.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Poor white splash.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Water you doing on [date]?
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
For instant fun, just add water.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!