What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Poor white splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Water you doing on [date]?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
My moment in the sun.
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Summer is just floating by.
This summer is going swimmingly.