For instant fun, just add water.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
My moment in the sun.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Get in the swim this summer.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Summer is just floating by.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Water you doing on [date]?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Poor white splash.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!