Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Poor white splash.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Summer is just floating by.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Water you doing on [date]?
This summer is going swimmingly.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
My moment in the sun.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.