What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Poor white splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
My moment in the sun.
Water you doing on [date]?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Get in the swim this summer.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Summer is just floating by.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
For instant fun, just add water.