Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Summer is just floating by.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Water you doing on [date]?
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Get in the swim this summer.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
For instant fun, just add water.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
My moment in the sun.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
This summer is going swimmingly.
Poor white splash.