This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Poor white splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
For instant fun, just add water.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
My moment in the sun.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Water you doing on [date]?
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Summer is just floating by.
Get in the swim this summer.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!