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Swimming Puns

Oh, this section is going swimmingly, straight to your funny bone! Enjoy our hilarious Swimming Puns!

Swimming Puns

What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
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