Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Join us for plenty of play action.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
The goal nine yards
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
We’re calling your number.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
All punts are highly intended
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.