The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
We’ll have a ball.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Calm before the score
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.