Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.