Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Summer is just floating by.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.