"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.