Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Having a ball
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
The huddle is real
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.