How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Having a ball
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.