What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.