A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.