Artist

What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Piccas*ole
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Who's a pickle's favorite artist?
Salvador Dilli.
Good News or Bad News First?
Good News or Bad News First? An artist asked a gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor."