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Literary Pick Up Lines
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Swimming Puns
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Deodorant Puns
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
Dad's Crushing Comeback
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he’s 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting nearby. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. Every time the teen looked over, he’d catch my dad still staring. Eventually, the teenager had enough and sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking on his comeback. I knew he’d have a good one, and, of course, in classic fashion, he didn’t even blink when he replied: “Got drunk once and had a wild night with a parrot. Just wondering if you were my son.”
Clever Jokes
A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"
Nose Puns
A quadriplegic man became famous playing beautiful piano classics with only his nose, ears, chin, and forehead.
Before going on stage to perform, his tour manager would say, "Alright John. It's time to face the music."
Greece Puns
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Zombie Puns
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Birthday Puns
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
Music Puns
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Guitar Puns
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Funny Limericks
My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he'd knock me around,
If I didn't stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.
Science Puns
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Classical conditioning.
Band Puns
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
Chess Puns
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
Utensils Puns
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
Squirrel Puns
Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Baseball Puns
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Music Pick Up Lines
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Father Puns
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
Because he was Baroque
Sheep Puns
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
Panda Puns
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
Violin Puns
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
Theater Puns
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage