Classic Jokes

For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
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