The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest he’s too old to do it.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
How many knees do men really have? 3 - right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.
What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
How do you get a man to have the best orgasm possible?
Who cares?
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted a threesome which of his friends I'd choose.
I shouldn't have named two.
How do you stop a man from raping you? Throw him the remote control.
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their DNA.
My ex husband went to a colonoscopy the other day.
Good news: They found his head!
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.
How many men does it take to open a beer? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
What do you call a man who expects to have se* on the second date? Patient!