You might as well go for a younger guy. Why?
They never mature anyway.
What kind of man can you actually change?
The ones still in diapers.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually SEARCH for a golf ball.
A rockstar, a biker, and a cowboy walk into a bar... There's no punchline, it's just a fantasy of mine.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask for directions
Love is blind.
Marrying a man, on the other hand, is a real eye opener.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
A third-grade teacher is getting to know her pupils on the first day of school.
She turns to one little girl and says, ‘And what does your daddy do?’
The girl replies, ‘Whatever Mummy tells him to.’
What do you call a man who’s lost 95 percent of his intelligence?
Divorced.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot has been spotted several times.
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
What do you call a man who expects to have se* on the second date? Patient!
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.