It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.