It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.