It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.