It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.