It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.