It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.