It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.