It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.