It's so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
It’s so cold we had to salt the hallway.
It’s so cold sheep were demanding their wool back.
It’s so cold you could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!
It’s so cold mum used a saw to serve us milk.
It’s so cold I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
It’s so cold kids are using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”
It's so cold that trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
It's so cold that our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.
It was so cold that I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
It’s so cold that the Statue of Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
It’s so cold that even the polar bears started drinking hot chocolate.
It’s so cold we have to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our clothes!
It's so cold that you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).
It’s so cold the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle.
It’s so cold my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.
It’s so cold the flames of our fire froze.
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It’s so cold a glacier was seen heading slowly down the main street of our town.
It’s so cold teenagers began to worry about getting goosebumps rather than acne.
It’s so cold mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears.
It’s so cold the local graveyard put heaters out for the ghosts.
It’s so cold that when we baked the frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes, it was still frozen.
It’s so cold that when I dialed the emergency number, there was a recording that said to call back in spring.
It's so cold hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It’s so cold fish were jumping out of the ice holes and straight into the frying pan.
It’s so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp post.
It's so cold that people look forward to getting a fever.
It’s so cold my money turned into cold, hard cash.