It’s so cold fish were jumping out of the ice holes and straight into the frying pan.
It’s so cold kids are using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”
It was so cold the mice were playing ice hockey in the toilet bowl.
It’s so cold my money turned into cold, hard cash.
It’s so cold the ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps.
It’s so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp post.
It was so cold when I turned on the shower, I got hail.
It’s so cold that Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.
It was so cold when I blinked my eyes froze shut.
It’s so cold we had to punch a hole in the air just to get outside.
It's so cold that when cows are milked, ice cream comes out.
It’s so cold that Grandpa’s teeth are chattering – in the glass!
It's so cold that polar bears wear jackets.
It’s so cold my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.
It’s so cold chickens are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It was so cold that we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It’s so cold my mail shattered when I tried to open it.
It’s so cold Levi Strauss started making electric jeans.
It's so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
It's so cold that people look forward to getting a fever.
It’s so cold I walk to school with a toaster in my pants.
It’s so cold our hats have turned into ice caps.
It’s so cold mum used a saw to serve us milk.
It’s so cold that even the snowmen are wearing sweaters!
It’s so cold we had to salt the hallway.
It’s so cold the local graveyard put heaters out for the ghosts.
It’s so cold I left Starbuck with mocha lattes and by the time I got to the car I had fudgicles.
It’s so cold that bed bugs promised not to bite you as long as they can snuggle in your pajamas.
It’s so cold every kind of cereal in the cupboard is frosted – including the boxes!