It was so cold that we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It’s so cold walruses were visiting the hardware store in search of more insulation.
It’s so cold mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears.
It’s so cold that the snowflakes froze in the air and birds used them as stepping stones to get from tree to tree.
It’s so cold pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins.
It’s so cold we didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it.
It's so cold hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It’s so cold we have to put skates on just to move around the house.
It’s so cold that when we baked the frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes, it was still frozen.
It’s so cold refrigerators are redundant.
It’s so cold sheep were demanding their wool back.
It’s so cold that the Statue of Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
It's so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
It’s so cold the flames of our fire froze.
It’s so cold travel agencies are advertising tropical holidays to Alaska.
It’s so cold the ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps.
It’s so cold we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It’s so cold my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It’s so cold that Grandpa’s teeth are chattering – in the glass!
It’s so cold people with spiked hair were being arrested for carrying around a dangerous weapon.
It’s so cold the local graveyard put heaters out for the ghosts.
It’s so cold cops are tasering themselves.
It’s so cold I walk to school with a toaster in my pants.
It was so cold the mice were playing ice hockey in the toilet bowl.
It was so cold that I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
It’s so cold we had to salt the hallway.
It’s so cold our table cutlery now includes a saw.
It’s so cold mum used a saw to serve us milk.