[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Case in punt
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.