Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
The huddle is real
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Give me some pigskin
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.