Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.