When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Waldo once insulted chuck norris.
And we all know how THAT'S going.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris once trew a party.
It still hasn't landed.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving
the earth falls toward him.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris fell into a black hole.
The black hole couldn't escape.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. Once.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
What happens when Chuck Norris lifts Thor Hammer?
The hammer explodes because it is not worthy.
Chuck Norris fell down from a 10 story building.
people start gathering around him, asking "What happened? what happened?"
Chuck: "Don't know, I just got here."
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
How does Chuck Norris sharpen his blades?
By shaving with them.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught Covid-19 yesterday
The virus is quarantined for two weeks
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a roof in his house
Cold and wind don't dare come in.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Before he forgot to bring a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child.
Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
When Chuck Norris goes scuba diving
He gives the water the bends.
Chuck Norris was bitten by the worlds most venemous snake.
After hours of excruciating pain and misery, the snake died.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once went to mars. Thats why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.