Why was John always at the casino? He’s addicted to gambling.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar.
They all get a drink, because bars in America are legally required to serve people of all religions.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”.
The horse replies “My wife is leaving me and I just got fired."
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side. Which side is it?
The outside.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says.
Nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
How do you light a swimming pool on fire?
You don't.
What do you call someone who kills a black person?
Murderer.
What’s black and white and red all over?
Red white black through tissue samples textiles for making clothes