Why did the teacher tell Jamie she was wearing too much makeup? Because she was wearing too much makeup.
A man walks into a bar. “Ouch.”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the hobo say when he lost his jacket?
I'm cold.
What did the hand say to the face?
Nothing. Fingers can’t talk.
Yo mama's so old, she’s probably going to die soon.
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.
What did the doctor say to the other doctor? We’re both doctors!