What did one Japanese man say to the other? I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side. Which side is it?
The outside.
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
What did the hobo say when he lost his jacket?
I'm cold.
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What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.