Why couldn't the dragon be a fireman?
Because dragons aren't real.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side. Which side is it?
The outside.
Why can’t Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?
Colors.
Why can't T-Rex's clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.
A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out, as animals are not allowed.
What do you call a cross between a joke and a rhetorical question?
Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?
Because it wouldn’t be financially viable to try to sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.